If anyone ever tells u to make your women designs less buff or their faces softer and less porey and without a big nose or wrinkles tell them to go fuck themself
i literally think of that “polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori” headline so much it’s so fucking funny
highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people
*tugs OPs sleeve and whispers* Yugoslavia stopped existing as a country in 1992. I just fact-checked it on Wikipedia for the specific year because I knew it had happened but couldn’t remember when.
By the time The Animaniac’s released Yakko Warner’s “The Countries of the World” musical number, it was already in the process of ditching its trench coat and becoming several separate countries again.
It’s probably not even the answer to a scantron question on a test in the US nowadays.
do not amerisplain yugoslavia to me i’ll blow us both the fuck up
rated this video is NOT CUTE. the american being filmed has no visible access to a large beverage, which is necessary for an american’s habitat and enrichment. without such access, distress is inevitable. please be sensitive in sharing this video :(
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.
The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like “valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience”
And people like “wtf why” looking out their hotel room window and there’s this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little “rrrrrr” like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they’re like “fuck it i don’t get paid nearly enough for this” and no ones using the pool today sorry!
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!
When I was a kid edgy alternative teens/tweens used to draw scary gory demented vent art and it was literally fine cause it was just kids trying to act ~sick and twisted~ in like a quirky way to cope with the world like literally just reading JTHM and going “that’s so cool I wanna draw like that” but nowadays a kid can’t draw like a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque creepy face without a bunch of true crime girlies going “oh my god they’re literally the next Jeffrey Dahmer their parents need to put them under observation or something before they start murdering animals or something”
“Obsession with dark and violent things is a warning sign of being a future killer”
Have you literally ever met an emo kid? They’ll draw demons and ghouls bleeding out of every orifice and threatening each other with big knives and then cry when they find a dead bunny in their yard
you can’t ship these two characters they’re “sibling coded” bc they banter :/ you can’t ship these two characters they grew up together which is basically the same thing as incest :/ you can’t enjoy this character because they did bad things and if you enjoy them you’re condoning that and you are evil :/ you can’t ship this character with anyone because they’re minor coded bc they’re short/autistic :/ you can’t ship these two because they’re enemies so it’s abuse :/
you have to watch this show/read this book bc it has queer representation! what’s it about? uuuuuuh….. ……. it has queer characters!!!!
why isn’t fandom fun anymore what happened we will never know
why isn’t fandom
fun anymore what happened
we will never know
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
